iDivorce coming soon...

I have no idea why Steve Jobs and those other bastards at Apple Computer, um, Apple Inc., have against my marriage. All I know is that as I watched Jobs give the product introduction for the iPhone, I was thinking to myself: well, my first call might as well be to a divorce attorney. Seriously, my marriage barely survived the video iPod. My wife just did not understand how I could spend so much on what she considered a toy. She simply did not see any practical application for the product!

Of course, later, when we had a two hour plane flight back from Denver and a toddler with a raging ear infection, my wife finally admitted the iPod was useful. The kid spent two hours watching Baby Einstien videos in silence. That beat the flight up all to hell because that was two hours of screaming, kicking, crying and throwing toys. When kids ears don't feel well, doing things that cause them to pop is not smart.

Back to the subject at hand - the iMac G5 and the MacBook both have added strain to our marriage as my wife ask where her toys are? Suggesting she go buy some has not won me any brownie points either.

And now you bastards at Apple have done it again! It is unbelievable, the hatred you have for my family. Just as things get settled down after the laptop you come out with this. The simplest, most elegant, easy to use mobile phone. Seriously, if you have not seen this thing in action, go to Apple and have a look. I'm not kidding. Whether it is the iPod that lets you search through album covers, the phone that lets you use your fingers to scroll through contacts or the fully functional web browser... wow. Just wow.

It blows my PPC-6700 from Sprint out of the water. Keep in mind that that PPC is a fully functional PC and it is just DOA against iPhone. Jesus, I don't dare use it in the car - there is no way to dial with one hand and even speed dial is a pain in the ass. You need two hands, one to hold and one to use the stylus. I think you can use the iPhone with one.

Oh, Goddess, I am in so much trouble...